How I feel about 1D being on tumblr
At first I was like
And then I remembered all the mature one shots, fanfics, and dirty jokes…
And then I realized that I still don’t give a fuck
I have freedom of speech and press because this is America
I’ve always wanted to be that blog where people freaked out if I followed them.
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- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
For the next hour I’ll answer every single one of your extremely personal messages, even if you’re anon.
I doubt I’ll get any.
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So yesterday
Louis was being his sassy self
Niall called out Sydney Dalton for being a hoe
Zayn was partying it up at the Jersey Shore
Liam was being his typical sweet self trying to do a twitcam for us
Josh saw The Dictator
But Harry, what were you up to last night!?
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this gets me everytime
what si wrong with this child
Am I the only one who’s tried to fit through a tire? Yeah ? oh ok ..
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harry is going to tweet in like three minutes about a fucking sandwich or something
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